Wednesday, June 19, 2024

Healthy Vacation Claims Disputed

BAILEE, COLUMUS – The latest marketing campaign from the Columus Tourism Board has come under fire from health officials. The program extols the health benefits of Columus’ low-gravity environment to severely overweight beings, including increased mobility and reduced strain on the heart(s) and feet. Full Story >>

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