Sullustans Elect President
SOROSUUB CENTROPLEX, SULLUST — Beolars Bribbs became the new President of the Sullustan Council and CEO of SoroSuub Corporation as Sullustan citizens and SoroSuub shareholders exercised their democratic rights yesterday.
Bribbs’ becoming the head of the Sullustan Council now means the entire ruling body is composed of SoroSuub executives. The mineral-processing company and manufacturer of diverse consumer products employs half of the planet’s population.
A constitutional amendment enacted ten years ago saw voting privileges extended to all SoroSuub shareholders, and not just citizens of Sullust. Since then, the Sullustan Council has gradually become an extension of the corporation.
“In a time of uncertainty, Sullust has prospered by adhering to the values that have made it a continuing success in a crowded market,” said Bribbs in his inaugural speech. “Hard work, persistence, and the cherishing of family is the Sullustan brand identity.”
Representatives from the Commerce Guild, of which SoroSuub is a key signatory, attended the inauguration as esteemed guests. Shu Mai, head of the Guild, supported Bribbs statements’ to resounding applause. “Sullust shines as a nova of capitalism. Its robust economy supports a healthy, happy and profitable population. This world exemplifies the wondrous possibilities and merits of corporate growth.”
Among Bribbs’ first duties in office will be the tabling of a new amendment that will see shareholder votes equaling twice the value of non-shareholder votes in future elections.
