Holo Critics Preemptively Bemoan Summer Season

CORE WORLDS NODE – At a gathering of the most influential media critics, Core World Critics Association President Jaysa Namoor began lambasting the holomedia industry on the upcoming summer season. “Some readers say I’ve been writing the same review for the past five years. Well, that’s because Adarlon keeps pumping out the same holo for the past five years,” said Namoor, eliciting applause from her colleagues. Her tirade included the usual attack against “cardboard characterization, offensive liquid-based humor, bone-numbing full sim effects, and juvenile anthropocentric plots.” Not having seen the holos, she nonetheless panned the anticipated summer titles Cataclysm Prism 4, Whelping Day, Split Infinitive, Lightspeed Lightweight, Tenta-kill 5, Another Idiot’s Array 2, Crimson Empire III, and A Google of Gornts.