Flugg Opts for New Arm

ARIANA, GAROS IV – After missing his 15th game in two years due to chronic elbow injuries, hi-lo ball hurler Garcy Flugg has decided to install a mechno-arm, according to his agent Guire Sleazebaggano.
“Fluggy will undergo the procedure tomorrow and should be back at practice with the team in five or six days,” Sleazebaggano predicted. “His original arm will likely be donated to the hi-lo hall of fame.”