Best in Show Eaten by Second-Best

MUNTO, COMMENOR — Horror turned to controversy at the Annual Mid-Rim Domesticated Sub-Sentient Show. When prize Sullustan wilwog Itipiniwi was awarded first prize, her owner became hysterical. Following her master’s lead, Itipiniwi began to yip loudly, arousing the sensitive ears of the runner-up Boshuda, a Kashyyyk bolstyngar. To put an end to the noise, the bolystyngar snatched up the much smaller animal and swallowed it. Because the consumption of an opponent is not yet addressed by the pageant guidelines, Boshuda was named Best in Show due to forfeit. “I only feed him the best,” commented Boshuda’s owner.