Healthy Vacation Claims Disputed BAILEE, COLUMUS – The latest marketing campaign from the Columus Tourism Board has come under fire from health officials. The program extols the health benefits of Columus’ low-gravity environment to severely overweight beings, including increased mobility and reduced strain on the heart(s) and feet. “The Columi may be smart, but they […]
Month: September 2003
Balmorran Secures Musician Rearmament Contract SOBRIK, BALMORRA – As the song says, “Love is no match for a blaster at your side.” “Our current armory no longer meets the demands of our song writers and performers in their quest to entertain the galaxy,” said Koner Blihrad, Leader of the Melody Fellowship. “We are pleased to […]
Salliche Ag Sues Dasobo Meats for Gornt Copying LESWAN, YULANT – The Salliche Ag corporation is suing Dasobo Meats, a regional food distributor, for intellectual property theft when analysis of Dasobo product revealed it to be of Salliche origin. A nanoscopic analysis of a five-pack of Dasobo’s Finest Gornt Cutlets revealed Salliche genetic branding. “Somehow, […]
Loyalist Committee Split on Vote Special Report by Jacen Kodash GALACTIC CITY, CORUSCANT – Though they stand united in their efforts to preserve the Republic, even the Loyalist Committee is split when it comes to deciding the outcome of the Military Creation Act. A look at campaigning efforts by the key Loyalists in the past […]
Cybot Galactica Tries Proprietary Limbs MONDDER, ETTI IV – For the first time in 300 years, Cybot Galactica will manufacture droids that do not comply with the Universal Socket Interface standard. The company announced today that select units shipped later this year will instead utilize their proprietary Advanced Appendage Bus to connect limbs, heads and […]
100 Metric Tons of Ryll Seized BAGGADO, KARNST – Earlier this week Jedi and Judiciary forces seized approximately 100 metric tons of illegal ryll spice with the impounding of the light freighter Moulee-rah Patogga in the Karstaxon Regions, and are now beginning an investigation into the source of the illicit narcotic. The freighter, registered to the Besadii […]
Noviee Exposed as a Changeling PALESIA, LANNIK – As a result of a random blood test, it was discovered that Rolsat “Rolstone” Noviee is a Clawdite changeling who has been posing as a Lannik for the past nine years. “Everyone said he moved unlike any player they’d ever seen,” said Kova Naan of the New […]
Coco District Jailbreak Alert COCO DISTRICT, CORUSCANT – The Coco District Constabulary have issued a general alert to the public following the escape of three criminals from the Moderate Security Ward of the Coco Penitentiary this morning. The three convicts escaped aboard a supply truck servicing the penitentiary’s laundry wing. While none were arrested for […]
Sluis Van Offer Met with Doubt OUTER RIM NODE – An offer from the Sluis sector capital world to help rein in the vigilante Scarlet Thranta corvette was met with skepticism from the Judicial Department. On a pirated HoloNet frequency, Candobar Inglet, the Sluissi Khedive, said his government would be willing to assist any Judicial and Jedi […]
Lahara Patrol Attacked, Jedi to Send Aid OUTER RIM NODE – Separatist extremists opened fire on a Space Rescue Corp patrol cutter on the borders of the Lahara sector yesterday, prompting an emergency Jedi taskforce to be dispatched to the area. The Iron Tether was strafed by a quartet of Subpro C-73 Tracker starfighters backed by a […]