BREAKING NEWS: Amidala Alive Determined Senator Addresses SenateMilitary Creation Act Vote Delayed In an unparalleled display of devotion to service, Senator Padmé Amidala, believed killed in a terrorist strike this morning, emerged alive and well in time for the day’s Military Creation Act vote, though the Vote was postponed pending security reviews. Amidala made her […]

IA Caps Droid Rocket Warranty at 20 Years RORDIS CITY, NUBIA – Rescinding previous consumer documentation that guaranteed a “lifetime” of reliability in their after-market astromech hover rockets, Industrial Automaton has now capped the warranty at 20 standard years. This decision affects all optional R2, R3 and R4-adapted leg-bracket and barrel-housed propellant rocket systems. IA […]

Desrini Plagued by Dianogass DESRINI DISCTRICT, CORUSCANT – Compounding the Desrini District’s hardships following last month’s refuse cannon misfire, the growing garbage pile up in the lower levels has attracted huge numbers of dianogas. Health and civic officials have confirmed that at least 25 of the district’s homeless population have been attacked and killed by […]

Judicial Fired for Complaints of Species-Bias JUDICIAL ARCOLOGY, CORUSCANT – Personnel Director Lanyss Gutierrace was suspended today from the Judicial Department upon discovery of anti-alien bias in her hiring practices. “Our investigations have indicated that the claims against Director Gutierrace are valid, and we will re-review all applicants that were turned away solely on the […]