Saturday, July 13, 2024

Muja Attacks Junior League Xenoadmissions

ORONT, ELOM – Colorful smashball analyst Kav Muja blasted Elomin junior league officials during the second recess of the Ranphyx’s 4-2 loss to the Corellian Dreadnaughts.
“Why are we losing to the worst team in the league?” shouted Muja. “It’s because we trained their best players. The galaxy sends their kids to our smashball schools, so the league turns around and says, `Sorry little Timi Elomin, you can’t learn to play smashball” Nari Naboo took your spot.’ You can’t fly a freighter when you’re chasing a cherfer. It’s a disgrace!” Full Story >>

More Sports Headlines
Podracing Banned on Caprioril

Top Headlines

Mass Aqualish Exodus Expected
Freespan Starlanes Transport has announced plans to double the number of scheduled liner departures for Ando, predicting increased travel from Andoan expatriates wishing to return. Full Story >>

Stark Veterans Blast Amidala
The Stark Veteran Assembly has publicly criticized Naboo Senator Padmé Amidala for statements attributed to her during a Peace Rally on Commenor. Full Story >>

Recent Headlines

Nikto Cultists Plague Sisar Run
Datanet Propaganda the Real Deal?
RM&S; Debates Calendar Reform
Rep. Binks Destroys Ice Statue at Gala Fundraiser

A Closer Look
1. Carving the Republic: The Real Story of Count Dooku, Andevor Javin
2. The Lost Twenty: Dooku’s Rise (Unauthorized), Professor H. Hrush
3. Warm Thoughts for Invertebrates, Dxulininan 4. Kholemi Elaru, Patijak Sonn
5. Night Mynock, Roger Farnostar

Quick Poll
Could the Ando separation have been prevented?
Yes 22 %
No 78 %