Alderaan Opens to Refugee Relief Movement Valorum Lends Hand CHIANAR, ALDERAAN – Former Supreme Chancellor Finis Valorum rolled up his shirt sleeves and grabbed a power-shovel, breaking soil and chipping in as the Refugee Relief Movement began transforming 100 hectares of donated Alderaanian plains into new homes. “It’s the spirit of helping one another that […]
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Moe Funeral Disrupted by Dug Activists PIXELITO, MALASTARE – Dug activists, demanding an end to Gran rule of their native Malastare and equal representation in the Galactic Senate, disrupted the funeral of Senator Aks Moe today. What was to be a reverent ceremony presided over by the higher echelons of the Gran Protectorate instead turned […]
Jobal and Yari Split Up INNER RIM NODE – Holo-entertainment’s cutest couple has called it quits after two and a half years together. Always outspoken, both Jobal Rapier and Yari Cranna-Rapier were very candid about the break-up. “I married her as an accent to my wardrobe and my image,” said Rapier at a rehearsal for […]
Today’s Traveler – The Art of Dealing with Snivvians A Galactic Phrasebook & Travel Guide SupplementBy Ebenn Q3 Baobab; A HNN Special Feature A gregarious and proud species, the Snivvians have insinuated themselves throughout the Great Republic, and can be found throughout its splendored and scattered regions. Nowhere else have the Snivvians have made so […]
Flugg Opts for New Arm ARIANA, GAROS IV – After missing his 15th game in two years due to chronic elbow injuries, hi-lo ball hurler Garcy Flugg has decided to install a mechno-arm, according to his agent Guire Sleazebaggano.“Fluggy will undergo the procedure tomorrow and should be back at practice with the team in five […]
Brawl at Regional Dejarik Tournament KANTI, ARKANIA – The holomonsters weren’t the only opponents bludgeoning each other at the Colonies region Dejarik tournament last weekend.Deep into his quarter-final match, Ohh Bronna looked well on his way to repeat his sector championship title against yonta-level player Corwin Kaezeb. Unexpectedly, Kaezeb’s ng’ok sprinted across the board, pushing […]
Droid Rights Activists Decry Brilliant Missiles MID RIM NODE – The Coalition of Automaton Rights Activists has issued a decree criticizing Arakyd Industries for their latest model of Vindicator XM-15 “brilliant” missiles, saying that the central processor is so advanced as to be considered sentient. “This is far beyond a mindless battle droid,” read the […]
Senator Tikkes Jumps Bail CORAL CITY, MON CALAMARI – Quarren authorities are on the alert following a daring escape by Senator Tikkes (Mon Calamari) from house arrest. Tikkes was one of four Senators implicated in an Outer Rim slave ring scandal last week. “Let not his activities color perceptions of innocence or guilt in his […]
Quest for Quasar Fans Don’t Like Ottekvar BALDERDASH, ADARLON – Although the entertainment industry is abuzz with the casting choice of Harlan Ottekvar for the role of Lord Baltharog in Myris Pictures’ big-budget Quest for Quasar adaptation, a small but vocal undercurrent of devoted fans have taken to the HoloNet to criticize the decision. “According […]