Blob Racing Cheater Killed

UMGUL CITY, UMGUL – Two hours after the odds-defying victory of Blob 14 in the third race at Fondine Raceways, the Umgullian Racing Commission announced findings of banned viscosity-enhancing substances in the winning blob’s system. Vob Bitas, the blob’s owner, was immediately taken into custody and put to death. “Bitas had bet a fortune,” said course owner Slish Fondine, “so the tainted blob saved me over a million credits. This is the fourth time this year someone’s been caught cheating. We may have to look into a stronger deterrent than the death penalty.”