Tag: Star Wars

Jonava Billane, mother of Baby Ludi, the infant subject of a heated custody dispute with the Jedi Council, will appear on an upcoming episode of Essence, the popular talk show based out of Eriadu.

A powerful groundquake rocked Berchest’s most populous city yesterday, shattering many crystal edifices and prompting thousands to flee their homes and businesses.

An inexperienced Team Coruscant suffered a 3-1 blow-out loss to heavily favored Team Fondor in the first round of Galactic Cup of Limmie play.

Point / Counterpoint: Military Creation Act A Protected Republic is Long OverdueBy Republic Judicial Terrinald Screed The basic reality we must all face is simple: the Jedi cannot be everywhere. I say this with all due respect to the august order that has staved off warfare for a millennium. But the rules have change. Warfare has moved beyond the scope of a small number of protectors armed with energy blades. Warships can deliver explosive payloads from beyond the horizon, payloads not even the most skilled Jedi could hope to deflect.…

In a planetwide statement to the Squib citizenry of Skor II, the ruling monarch emphatically proclaimed that the Squibs, as a people, are “going nowhere.”

With the confirmation and certification of consistent game-play skills of three Ambrian neeks and a Taurill named Bortis, the Greenputt Governing Council today announced the formation of the Non-Sentient Professional Greenputt Tour (NSPGT).

Putting an end to a three-month scandal in the halls of higher learning on Alderaan, Provost Dalus Othona formally censured and suspended Dean Halcor Raystel.

Student activists have overloaded two University of Coruscant datanet hubs with trillions upon trillions of holographic pictures of Baby Ludi, the infant that is the subject of a custody dispute involving the Jedi Temple.

A five-month Senate-commissioned investigation has cleared Xizor Transport Systems from any wrongdoing in the explosion of an XTS freighter at the Baobab Merchant Fleet Complex on Manda.

Scientists at the University of Sanbra announced findings that indicate the red giant Demophon is likely to go supernova within the next century.