Abrion Sector Secedes; Separatists Get Agri-Worlds SASHASA, UKIO – In an alarming development that pushes the Separatist movement closer to self-sufficiency, the agriculturally rich worlds of the Abrion sector have withdrawn from the Republic. “The ag producers of the Abrion have lived for decades with few options and limited control of the goods we provide. Now, though, we’ve found appreciative markets without the restrictive bureaucracy of the Republic,” explained Senator Esu Rotsino (Abrion Major) as she tendered her Articles of Secession in today’s Senate session. The bountiful Abrion sector is…
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Port Crowding Increases Virus Risks EASTPORT, CORUSCANT – With the co-meddling of hundreds of different cultures in confined spaces such as freighters and immigration processing stations, Coruscant Health Officials are warning travelers of the increased risk of airborne viral contamination. “The influx of so many different species into Coruscant has created a high-risk situation,” said CHO Medxec Harribore Onuta. “We caution everyone to update their immunity programs before interstellar travel or even visiting of transit stations.” The advisory starts a new program of public service announcements and awareness campaigns by…
Read MoreTroig Seeks Separation TWIN CITIES, POLLILLUS – Medical ethics are getting a noteworthy test in the case of a Troig Saprah seeking separation from his Saprin on the technology-poor world of Pollillus. Dwuirsintabb, or known to offworlders as Dwuir and Tabb, are the subject of heated debate. Dwuir is seeking separation from Tabb, whom he describes as mentally disturbed and suicidal. The catch is that the two share the same body. Surgical separation is possible, but not with current Troig medical technology. The Troigs are looking for offworld help, but…
Read MoreGormaanda’s Culinary Corner: Glowblue Noodles & Chav By Gormaanda Greetings, Gentles! It is I, your culinary caretaker Ms. Gormaanda to once again guide your taste receptors on an ethereal journey. I know, in recent times, that the availability of fresh ingredients has become increasingly rare. Those nasty trade disputes and border realignments wreak havoc on comestible deliveries. With that in mind, I –- who not only care for your taste buds but also your pocketbooks -– have discovered a recipe whose primary complement is entirely modular! Yes, gentles, should you wish to…
Read MorePriole Danna Festival Cancelled GRYLE CITY, LAMUIR IV – The cancellation of several key musical guests was reason enough to call off the entire Priole Danna Festival, it was announced today. “It’s with great regret that we’re forced to indefinitely postpone this year’s events,” said Festival Director Eizzam Stachrini. “Perhaps it’s best that people stay home with their loved ones and carry the spirit of the festival, of life, music, and love, in their hearts.” This year’s festival would have marked the 2,345th annual celebration of revelry, music, parades, and…
Read MoreJedi Vs. The Force of a Mother’s Love Ludi’s Mom’s Sobs on Essence PHELAR, ERIADU – Four times during last night’s transmission of Essence, Jonava Billane broke down into tears, pleading with the Jedi Council for the release of her 14-month old toddler, Ludi. “Not a day goes by that I don’t think of her,” she said on the popular Eriadu-based talk show. “When I was lying in that hospital bed, unable to move, the only thing that kept me going, the thing that made me better, was knowing she was out…
Read MoreJedi TradeChips Spark Controversy JRADE DISTRICT, CORUSCANT – As the Spotts TradeChip Company is set to launch the first-ever set of tradechips to feature history’s most famous Jedi Knights, the Jedi Council itself is attempting to block the distribution of the unauthorized product. “The Jedi are guardians of peace and justice. We are servants, not celebrities,” said Jedi Master Coleman Trebor. “To have our faces on garments, food containers or sleep covers like common holo-feature action characters would be to dishonor the nature of the Force.” To date, the Jedi…
Read MoreMinistry of Science Continues Hypermatter Studies MINISCI ARCOLOGY, CORUSCANT – A sizable grant from Republic Sienar Systems has allowed the Ministry of Science to continue its research into translational hypermatter energy applications. “Today, we use hypermatter reactions to power the largest of lightspeed drives, but there are millions of other uses just waiting to be exploited,” said scientist and engineer Paldis Doxin of the Magrody Institute. “Properly harnessing this energy could handle planetary power needs and revolutionize deep space mining.”
Read MoreLegislative Youth Program Role-Plays Vote HANNA CITY, CHANDRILA – The Miltary Creation Act was approved by a narrow margin in a Legislative Youth Program simulation of next month’s vote. Young delegates from throughout the galaxy converged on Hanna City for their annual mock full-Senate session. Many delegates were unable to attend, having had their memberships revoked due to secessionist activity, or being fearful of interstellar travel during the current crisis. Junior Chancellor Kennis Radi presided over the vote, putting forth the articles of the Military Creation Act. The articles were…
Read MoreSenators Implicated in Slave Ring YRACTOS, GYNDINE – Recently disclosed documents and testimony from a captured Thalassian slaver on Gyndine have implicated four Outer Rim Senators as profiting from slaving ventures in their sectors. Senator Tikkes (Mon Calamari), Senator Bufus Ritsomas (Till Chorios), Senator Danry Ledwellow (Er’kit) and Senator Wuja Wojaine (Pydyr) were all implicated. “These four Senators were named by a known Thalassian slaver during plea bargain sessions prior to trial. Our investigations were able to corroborate these claims, uncovering a lucrative slaving ring that saw all four Senators…
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