Category: HoloNet News

More than 250,000 worlds in the Outer Rim will have to go without HoloNet access for another year, the General Ministry Communications Agency announced yesterday.

A suspicious package that forced the partial evacuation of the Sermerian First House turned out to contain a doll effigy of Chancellor Palpatine crawling with stone mites.

The tiny inhabitants of Kip have dealt a large blow to the Desilijic Hutt clan with the conviction of legitimate businessman Zorba Desilijic Tiure for the illegal removal of ulikuo stones.

Reports from the Bureau of Ships and Services indicate a micrometeorite collision has scuttled an Arcon Multinode container ship and clogged the Corulag-Jatir Hyperroute with debris.

Bringing an end to over five decades in politics, revered Senator Horox Ryyder retired in a quiet and informal gathering of friends and colleagues in his family compound on Gravlex Med yesterday.

A powerful groundquake rocked Berchest’s most populous city yesterday, shattering many crystal edifices and prompting thousands to flee their homes and businesses.

An inexperienced Team Coruscant suffered a 3-1 blow-out loss to heavily favored Team Fondor in the first round of Galactic Cup of Limmie play.

Point / Counterpoint: Military Creation Act A Protected Republic is Long OverdueBy Republic Judicial Terrinald Screed The basic reality we must all face is simple: the Jedi cannot be everywhere. I say this with all due respect to the august order that has staved off warfare for a millennium. But the rules have change. Warfare has moved beyond the scope of a small number of protectors armed with energy blades. Warships can deliver explosive payloads from beyond the horizon, payloads not even the most skilled Jedi could hope to deflect.…

The Senate chambers filled with loud outcries of protest and dismay yesterday morning following Senator Garm Bel Iblis’ surprise announcement that Corellia would close its borders and pull out of the Military Creation Act vote.

By a narrow margin, the Senate has approved a surtax on passengers traveling via registered starliner, effective immediately. Those looking to travel can now add a 15 percent levy on all ticket prices.