Area Woman Finds Sith Icon in Pastebread

TAUNG HEIGHTS, CORUSCANT – The Sith are alive and well and haunting tubes of pastebread, so says area woman Latika Garboren. The woman attempted to contact authorities after a dollop of pastebread she was preparing resembled what she called “the spitting image of a Sith acolyte emblem.” Unable to reach anyone in the Jedi Temple, the self-professed “history nut” contacted local security. Taung Heights constabulary detective Dherik Rule was on call. “She knows this crazy stuff pretty well. I guess it does look a lot like that Sith dealie in her bookpads, but what am I going to do? Arrest it?” said the officer.