Tag: Star Wars

Grav-ball’s highest scorer in history has just signed the most lucrative product endorsement deal in sports history. Ardees Beverage Company announced today a partnership with mega-star Deme Tryshyn for three standard years worth a reported 3.1 billion credits.

Horror turned to controversy at the Annual Mid-Rim Domesticated Sub-Sentient Show. When prize Sullustan wilwog Itipiniwi was awarded first prize, her owner became hysterical.

Following the announcement of the Army Vote over general HoloNet channels, the 575 employees of Chandrila’s Public Safety Commission, responsible for medical and emergency crisis response in Hanna City, walked off the job for 48 standard hours.

In a statement issued to shareholders, Baktoid Armor Workshop confirmed that they will close down five more plants in the Inner Rim and Colonies as a direct result of Republic regulations that have hindered their battle droid program.

Incom / Subpro Development Deal Cancelled COROMON ISLAND, FRESIA — After 125 years of partnership, Incom and Subpro are calling it quits. Representatives from both companies have called it an amicable split, though analysts point to the faltering Subpro sales as the underlying reason. “Subpro losses were dragging down Incom’s perceived value, so they’re doing some much needed housecleaning,” says business analyst Deregue Hiatt. Their last co-venture, the Incom/Subpro Z-95AF4 met a lukewarm reception, and marked the end of the venerable Headhunter line. Incom reportedly purchased the intellectual property rights…

he Lantillian ShipWrights corporation is recalling all Lantillian GX1 Short Haulers with serial prefixes TRE-0034 through TRE-5215 due to faulty electronics.

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine took to the general channels of the HoloNet yesterday to announce the hotly debated Military Creation Act will finally be settled next month. Palpatine announced the date of 5:16 for the full Senate vote on the creation of an Army of the Republic.

Beolars Bribbs became the new President of the Sullustan Council and CEO of SoroSuub Corporation as Sullustan citizens and SoroSuub shareholders exercised their democratic rights yesterday.

Following the unfortunate slicer attacks of 2:25, the free edition of HoloNet News is now back online and more secure than ever. Our networks now employ MerenData’s latest socketguards and a state-of-the-art Mandalmatrix system security administrator. We will spare no cost in providing you, the readers of the Republic, a fast, accurate and above-all, secure news experience.

After a year of disappointing sales, Industrial Automaton president Julynn Kentas confirmed that the droid manufacturing giant is canceling production on their R5-series of astromech droids.